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Punjabi man visiting Lower Mainland looking forward to trying King George Pizza

SURREY - Recent tourist to the Lower Mainland, Gurdeep Bains, has a list of sites to visit while he is in the area and,...

Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

Daily Show fans upset that Jon Stewart has yet to end Gaza War

NEW YORK CITY - Several episodes into his return as a host of Comedy Central's popular series "The Daily Show", many fans of the...

Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey

ST. JOHN'S - Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled...

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...