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NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”
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Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season
HALIFAX - Producers of the popular History Channel series "The Curse of Oak Island" released stunning news, yesterday, announcing the discovery of a 12th...
AI calculates ideal museum navigation route for people with OCD
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PSA: Not all Karens are Bad
We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend.
The colloquialism "Karen" used...
Pathetic Bachelor torn between support for Loblaw boycott and reliance on PC Meals
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