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AI calculates ideal museum navigation route for people with OCD
NEW YORK CITY - Machine Learning firm Navigational Dynamics has announced the development of a mobile application, rOuteCD, that can plot the perfect path...
PSA: Not all Karens are Bad
We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend.
The colloquialism "Karen" used...
Pathetic Bachelor torn between support for Loblaw boycott and reliance on PC Meals
EDMONTON - Thirty-seven-year-old, unmarried, insurance adjuster Chris Reinhardt is finding himself in a bind as he balances his belief in the message being sent...
Calgarians concerned that more homes could lead to more people living in them
CALGARY - Recent efforts to rezone Calgarian communities to allow for more townhouses, duplexes and row houses has run up against opposition from citizens...
Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power
HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...