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Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
Local
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February 21, 2026
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play
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February 5, 2026
MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
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December 11, 2025
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...
Jays fans take comfort in knowledge that they can still hate Shapiro and Atkins
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November 2, 2025
OTTAWA - After a disappointing Game 7 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 2025 World Series, fans of the Toronto Blue Jays...
Quiet, dignified, ALCS ceremony drowned out by Diwali celebrations
National
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October 21, 2025
TORONTO - As the Toronto Blue Jays prepared to embark on their first trip to the World Series in 32 years, ceremonies commemorating the...
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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Dal in ruins after invasion by King’s students hidden inside sculpture of giant exploding penis
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July 28, 2026
Chender criticises Houston for going to Wolfville
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July 16, 2026
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HALIFAX - After an ugly scene in which Nova...
Nova Scotians to honour John Hamm by spending Sunday bored and miserable
National
July 14, 2026
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HALIFAX - With the passing of former Nova Scotia...
USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else
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July 7, 2026
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SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in...
Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien
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July 3, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...