Tag: Winter Olympics

“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI

WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...

Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play

MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...

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Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...