Tag: Sports
Londoners irate after rain delay interrupted by tennis match
WIMBLEDON - Residents of the capital of the United Kingdom are finding themselves furious after their yearly celebration of rain delays was rudely interrupted...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...
Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team
OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...