Tag: Sports
Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports
OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...
New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks
NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...
Londoners irate after rain delay interrupted by tennis match
WIMBLEDON - Residents of the capital of the United Kingdom are finding themselves furious after their yearly celebration of rain delays was rudely interrupted...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...