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Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human

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REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...

Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again

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WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...

NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas

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HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...

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NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood...

Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

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Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

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TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the...

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Province lead by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

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EDMONTON - With a forest fire threatening the city...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New...

A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood...

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