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Toronto Sun to offer writing credit to minorities who commit crimes

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TORONTO - In an effort to increase its rate of content-creation, Postmedia's Toronto Sun has begun a program to offer compensate to visible minorities...

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NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

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Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

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TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the...

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Province led by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

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EDMONTON - With a forest fire threatening the city...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New...

A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood...

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