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Houston insists Bill 419 need not concern Nova Scotians and their sweet, delicious, organs

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HALIFAX - With the passing of Nova Scotia's Financial Measures Act, granting the government access to patients' personal medical records, Premier Tim Houston and...

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NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

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Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

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Province led by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

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NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

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NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New...

A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

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TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood...

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