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Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

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TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

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