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Haligonian is definitely going to get a generator this year

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HALIFAX - With, what meteorologists have predicted to be, an extremely-active hurricane season on the horizon, Cole Harbour resident, Meredith Lomax, is insisting that...

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Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 2

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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we...

Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

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Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 3

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