Tag: Election

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation

We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...

India chooses man responsible for a genocide over son of man responsible for two

NEW DELHI - After a long election campaign, Narendra Modi, who many consider responsible for an anti-Muslim genocide in Gujarat, has secured a third...

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PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...

Kim Ju Ae orders execution of field hockey rival

SEOUL - According to reports from South Korean intelligence...

Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI

OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in...

Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping...