Tag: Canada
UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone
SAN JOSE - The crowd was buzzing at UFC Fight Night after new Middleweight Champion Steve "No-Vax" Johnson, claimed an epic knockout win after...
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...