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UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone
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September 18, 2024
SAN JOSE - The crowd was buzzing at UFC Fight Night after new Middleweight Champion Steve "No-Vax" Johnson, claimed an epic knockout win after...
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
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July 29, 2024
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
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June 22, 2024
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
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June 11, 2024
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
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UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone
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September 18, 2024
Say my name (properly)
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September 10, 2024
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Part of growing up Brown in the West is...
Houston concerned lack of affordable housing can’t be addressed without more affordable housing
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August 27, 2024
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HALIFAX - In a morning briefing, Nova Scotia premier...
Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province
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August 20, 2024
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HALIFAX - The investigation into the particularly violent death...
Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”
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August 13, 2024
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CALGARY - In a move intended to honour the...