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OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

Irate manager changes umpire’s mind

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CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...

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Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...

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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and...

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