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Say my name (properly)

Part of growing up Brown in the West is the experience of living with two different pronunciations of your name: The one your parents...

Houston concerned lack of affordable housing can’t be addressed without more affordable housing

HALIFAX - In a morning briefing, Nova Scotia premier Tim Houston expressed worry, today, that it may be impossible to tackle the province's scarcity...

Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province

HALIFAX - The investigation into the particularly violent death of Charlie Keddy of Bedford has concluded with no charges laid, after detectives learned that...

Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head

OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...

Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation

We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...