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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks
NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...
Haligonians looking forward to annual Jazz Festiddy vestiddy bee doop bop bop..
HALIFAX - Residents of the old Ocean Playground are pullin' up a chair and raisin' an ear to the sweet stylings of the Halifax...
Londoners irate after rain delay interrupted by tennis match
WIMBLEDON - Residents of the capital of the United Kingdom are finding themselves furious after their yearly celebration of rain delays was rudely interrupted...
Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates
HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...