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Man worried he may have been talking to himself out loud this whole time

HALIFAX - A moment of panic hit Steve Coleman, 37, of Lower Sackville, after he found himself wondering if his internal-monologue may actually have...

Finale of World War II drama just 72-minute take of a White man masturbating

LOS ANGELES - Viewers of the third instalment in the Band of Brothers series, Masters of the Air, were treated to a unique experience...

Rempe looking forward to a long career that he doesn’t remember

NEW YORK - Currently serving a four-game suspension for elbowing, Rangers rookie Matt Rempe has found himself with a free moment to consider his...

White girl outraged by Robbie snub takes solace in knowledge that Gladstone didn’t win

LOS ANGELES - After being angered by the lack of an Oscar nomination for Margot Robbie, following her turn in box-office hit Barbie, noted...

Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”

DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...