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Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again

OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again. Following the horrific tragedy...

Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play

MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...

Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.

HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

Houston warns Nova Scotians to check their pets for illegal dispensaries

HALIFAX - Nova Scotian Premier Tim Houston is advising Nova Scotians to check their cats and dogs for illegal cannabis dispensaries. In a statement at...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...