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UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...
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