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Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”

DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...

Irate manager changes umpire’s mind

CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...

Employee improves productivity by playing YouTube videos at 1.5x speed

THE OFFICE - Afini Turnbull in Sales has scored another win for the home office, today, after recognising she can improve her already-impressive performance...

Trans kids of colour used to teachers calling them the wrong name

OTTAWA - With New Brunswick, Saskatchewan and Alberta having passed what many consider to be virulently-transphobic laws forcing Trans children to be addressed by...

Genetic Genealogists uncover long-lost Edison Triplet

OTTAWA - Genetic Geneaology has made headlines around the world in recent years, and today was no exception, when a team of experts announced...

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...