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Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first

LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...

On eve of Mulroney funeral, Indo-Canadians send their condolences to Ireland

OTTAWA - With preparations underway for tomorrow's state funeral for former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, many Canadians of Indian ancestry are responding by sending...

Equinox: Nova Scotia officially enters Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season

HALIFAX - As the planet Earth completed a quarter of orbit its orbit around the Sun, marking the official start of Spring, it also...

Japan concerned that popularity of Shogun could lead to even more tourism from American Geeks

TOKYO - Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida expressed concern, today, that the strong following for hit FX miniseries Shogun could lead to a further...

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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...