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Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports

OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

Haligonians looking forward to annual Jazz Festiddy vestiddy bee doop bop bop..

HALIFAX - Residents of the old Ocean Playground are pullin' up a chair and raisin' an ear to the sweet stylings of the Halifax...

Londoners irate after rain delay interrupted by tennis match

WIMBLEDON - Residents of the capital of the United Kingdom are finding themselves furious after their yearly celebration of rain delays was rudely interrupted...

Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...