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Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power
HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...
Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people
OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...
Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human
REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...
Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal
TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...
Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...