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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to
HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping budget cuts recently announced by his government, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has said that...
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as attendees of Megadeth's Halifax stop of their "Killing Road" tour were massacred by the ghost...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...