Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’
MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...
Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson
ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...
With end of EPL season, soccer fans struggle to go back to pronouncing “premier” the Canadian way
OTTAWA - With the final matches now played, Canadian fans of the English Premier League are finding difficulty returning to their usual pronunciation of...