NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls through its hotly-anticipated third season, fans are hoping for some resolution to the mystery of...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada at the 4 Nations Face-Off Tournament, Nova Scotians are finding themselves struggling with the excitement...
SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show
NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares to honours its history, with a 50th Anniversary special, broadcaster NBC is making sure that...
“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass
VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season, Vancouver Canucks management group is finding itself faced with the difficult choice of fixing a...