Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine
LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...
Elderly Queers complain that Pride is too damned loud
HALIFAX - As the city embarks on its annual Pride festivities, older members of the LGBTQ+ community are finding themselves annoyed with just how...
Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles
SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles.
According...
Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit
KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...