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Man worried he may have been talking to himself out loud this whole time

HALIFAX - A moment of panic hit Steve Coleman, 37, of Lower Sackville, after he found himself wondering if his internal-monologue may actually have...

Finale of World War II drama just 72-minute take of a White man masturbating

LOS ANGELES - Viewers of the third instalment in the Band of Brothers series, Masters of the Air, were treated to a unique experience...

White girl outraged by Robbie snub takes solace in knowledge that Gladstone didn’t win

LOS ANGELES - After being angered by the lack of an Oscar nomination for Margot Robbie, following her turn in box-office hit Barbie, noted...

Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”

DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...

Irate manager changes umpire’s mind

CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...

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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...