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“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
World
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February 25, 2026
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
Local
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February 21, 2026
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play
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February 5, 2026
MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
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December 11, 2025
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...
Jays fans take comfort in knowledge that they can still hate Shapiro and Atkins
National
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November 2, 2025
OTTAWA - After a disappointing Game 7 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 2025 World Series, fans of the Toronto Blue Jays...
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March 5, 2026
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
National
March 4, 2026
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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
World
March 2, 2026
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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
World
February 25, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
Local
February 21, 2026
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HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...