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Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’
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June 17, 2024
MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...
Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season
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May 10, 2024
HALIFAX - Producers of the popular History Channel series "The Curse of Oak Island" released stunning news, yesterday, announcing the discovery of a 12th...
Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power
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April 23, 2024
HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...
In lieu of sermon, tired priest shows parishioners episode of Supernatural
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April 7, 2024
SASKATOON - Worshippers at Christ Our Light Parish have been treated to a novel type of sermon for the past several weeks, in the...
Punjabi man visiting Lower Mainland looking forward to trying King George Pizza
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April 2, 2024
SURREY - Recent tourist to the Lower Mainland, Gurdeep Bains, has a list of sites to visit while he is in the area and,...
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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to
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March 5, 2026
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
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March 4, 2026
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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
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March 2, 2026
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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
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February 25, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
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February 21, 2026
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HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...