Tag: Television

Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head

OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...

Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’

MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...

Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

HALIFAX - Producers of the popular History Channel series "The Curse of Oak Island" released stunning news, yesterday, announcing the discovery of a 12th...

Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power

HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...

In lieu of sermon, tired priest shows parishioners episode of Supernatural

SASKATOON - Worshippers at Christ Our Light Parish have been treated to a novel form of sermon for the past several weeks, in the...

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Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...