Tag: Sports
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...
Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team
OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...
With end of EPL season, soccer fans struggle to go back to pronouncing “premier” the Canadian way
OTTAWA - With the final matches now played, Canadian fans of the English Premier League are finding difficulty returning to their usual pronunciation of...
A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned
TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood at A&W headquarters, this week, as another poor showing by the Toronto Blue Jays meant...