Tag: Sports
Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks
TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Maple Leafs executives have stated that they intend to improve the club’s...
Rudy Gobert promises league and fans he won’t go anywhere near a glass of milk
MINNEAPOLIS - With news that traces of the H5N1 virus have been found in unpasteurised milk from infected cows, Timberwolves star Rudy Gobert has...
Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal
TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...
Media buzzing after hockey player scores lacrosse-style goal for ten-billionth time
BOSTON - Hockey media was full of excited chatter, yesterday, after Hurricanes forward Andrei Svechnikov did the unthinkable and scored the rare lacrosse-style goal,...
Women’s Basketball called ‘pretend’ sport by guy who pretended to be a Top-2 draft pick
OTTAWA - Sports media was abuzz, today, after the highly-rated Women's March Madness Tournament was labelled "pretend" by Bobby Ryan, a former NHL player...