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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
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April 9, 2025
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone
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September 18, 2024
SAN JOSE - The crowd was buzzing at UFC Fight Night after new Middleweight Champion Steve "No-Vax" Johnson, claimed an epic knockout win after...
Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human
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April 19, 2024
REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...
Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
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April 17, 2024
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...
NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas
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April 15, 2024
HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...
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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off
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June 8, 2025
Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters
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June 2, 2025
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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...
Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom
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May 20, 2025
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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...
NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada
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May 9, 2025
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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...
Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them
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April 29, 2025
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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...