Tag: Nova Scotia

Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power

HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...

NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas

HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...

Houston insists Bill 419 need not concern Nova Scotians and their sweet, delicious, organs

HALIFAX - With the passing of Nova Scotia's Financial Measures Act, granting the government access to patients' personal medical records, Premier Tim Houston and...

Total Solar Eclipse briefly turns New Brunswick into Nova Scotia

FREDERICTON - Residents of, and visitors to, New Brunswick were treated to an unusual site, Monday, as a total eclipse of the sun briefly...

Moon and Sun combine for rare occurrence of people wanting to go to New Brunswick

FREDERICTON - Residents of New Brunswick will be treated to a once-in-a-lifetime event, Monday, when a total-solar-eclipse will lead it to welcome thousands of...

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...