Menu
Search

Tag: Movies

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

National From The Desk From The Desk -
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...

White girl outraged by Robbie snub takes solace in knowledge that Gladstone didn’t win

The Rest From The Desk From The Desk -
LOS ANGELES - After being angered by the lack of an Oscar nomination for Margot Robbie, following her turn in box-office hit Barbie, noted...

Recent

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

National 0
HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...

Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

World 0
VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

Israel continues search for hostages under Beirut rubble

World 0
TEL AVIV - As Israel's war in Gaza enters...

UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone

The Rest 0
SAN JOSE - The crowd was buzzing at UFC...

About us

We're TheEmptyPress, AKA "The Old Dark Lady". We write worthless, satirical garbage. Also, we're not an AI, we're just bad at what we do.

Company

The latest

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

World 0
WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

National 0
HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...

Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

World 0
VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

Subscribe to our newsletter

To be updated with all the latest news, offers and special announcements.

© 2024 The Empty Press Inc. All Rights Reserved.