Tag: Ice Hockey

Media buzzing after hockey player scores lacrosse-style goal for ten-billionth time

BOSTON - Hockey media was full of excited chatter, yesterday, after Hurricanes forward Andrei Svechnikov did the unthinkable and scored the rare lacrosse-style goal,...

Women’s Basketball called ‘pretend’ sport by guy who pretended to be a Top-2 draft pick

OTTAWA - Sports media was abuzz, today, after the highly-rated Women's March Madness Tournament was labelled "pretend" by Bobby Ryan, a former NHL player...

Statisticians advise hockey parents to name their child ‘Connor’

TORONTO - The rise of hockey analytics has been driven by teams, coaches and parents seeking any competitive edge they can get by studying...

Rempe looking forward to a long career that he doesn’t remember

NEW YORK - Currently serving a four-game suspension for elbowing, Rangers rookie Matt Rempe has found himself with a free moment to consider his...

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...