Tag: Ice Hockey

Dave Cameron called before Parliament to answer for his crimes

OTTAWA - In a rare move, MPs from all political parties unanimously agreed to call National Junior Hockey Team head coach Dave Cameron to...

Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”

DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...

Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team

OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...

Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Maple Leafs executives have stated that they intend to improve the club’s...

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Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...