Tag: Ice Hockey
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...
Trial concludes that Hockey Canada accusations 100% lies and that NO HOCKEY PLAYER HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HUMAN HISTORY
LONDON - With a unanimous acquittal, the judge in the Hockey Canada trial sent a clear message to the Canadian public that that not...
Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom
TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...