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OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

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Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”

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A lot of people are sad right now, and...

White women express outrage at election of man they voted for

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WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the...

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Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

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HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

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VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

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HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...

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