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Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports
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July 13, 2024
OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
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H Clair
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June 22, 2024
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
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Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky
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March 19, 2025
Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
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March 2, 2025
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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
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February 13, 2025
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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...
SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show
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February 12, 2025
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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...
“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass
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January 28, 2025
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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...