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OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

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Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province

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Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”

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