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OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...

Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

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Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

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VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

Israel continues search for hostages under Beirut rubble

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TEL AVIV - As Israel's war in Gaza enters...

UFC Champ scores KO victory after looking down at his phone

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Haligonians elect that guy from the thing

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HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian capital's search for a...

Palestinian rights activist vows not to rest until they have completely destroyed movement’s credibility

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VANCOUVER - Despite being subjected to detainment and an...

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