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Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

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KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

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