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Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

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KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

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Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

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HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...

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