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Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team

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OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...

Toronto Sun to offer writing credit to minorities who commit crimes

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TORONTO - In an effort to increase its rate of content-creation, Postmedia's Toronto Sun has begun a program to offer compensate to visible minorities...

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SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

CBRM councillors’ expense charges mostly just pints at The Legion

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CAPE BRETON REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY - With former mayor Amanda...

LA Fires provide sobering reminder of the destructive power of celebrities

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LOS ANGELES - As first responders continue to risk...

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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

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