Tag: Christmas

Now that toys delivered, Elves go back to killing Orcs and all others who dare to stand in their path

NORTH POLE - With Christmas past and toys delivered, elves are free to return to battling orcs and goblins and various other forms of...

Mic Mac Mall Santa closes shop after another year with no visitors

HALIFAX - The Mic Mac Mall Santa packed in his supplies, yesterday, after spending winter season with minimal visitation. "It seems like folks just don't...

Season of the Wood

"The time has come now children!"Hurry please!", I shout, "Make haste!"Down the steps they all clamber"We have little time to waste!" "Make sure to fill...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...