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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

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OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

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OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season,...

CBRM councillors’ expense charges mostly just pints at The Legion

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

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NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...

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