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Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
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From The Desk
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July 29, 2024
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was
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H Clair
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June 22, 2024
OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...
Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds
National
From The Desk
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June 11, 2024
OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...
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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off
From The Desk
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June 8, 2025
Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters
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June 2, 2025
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TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities...
Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom
The Rest
May 20, 2025
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TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs...
NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada
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May 9, 2025
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NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of...
Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them
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April 29, 2025
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OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...