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Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”
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April 16, 2025
TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared out their lockers following a season that saw the rebuilding organisation finish at the bottom...
Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports
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July 13, 2024
OTTAWA - As the famed UEFA Euro and Copa América champions come to an end, Canadian media is buzzing after numerous reporters criticised the...
Rudy Gobert promises league and fans he won’t go anywhere near a glass of milk
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May 1, 2024
MINNEAPOLIS - With news that traces of the H5N1 virus have been found in unpasteurised milk from infected cows, Timberwolves star Rudy Gobert has...
Women’s Basketball called ‘pretend’ sport by guy who pretended to be a Top-2 draft pick
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April 3, 2024
OTTAWA - Sports media was abuzz, today, after the highly-rated Women's March Madness Tournament was labelled "pretend" by Bobby Ryan, a former NHL player...
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March 5, 2026
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
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March 4, 2026
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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
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March 2, 2026
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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
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February 25, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
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February 21, 2026
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HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...