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Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 3

Hi there! Welcome to Part 3 of our overly-long running series, here's a link to Part 2. Before we begin, we'd like to point out...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 2

Welcome! We trust everyone had a nice break, so let's get back to it, shall we? (Ed.: You can find Part 1, here) Okay, what on...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 1

Big news! We've added a blog.. to our blog. In this space we're going to periodically post content that is 30% less satirical and...

Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...