Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.
HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
Patel instructs all FBI agents to play “God of War”
WASHINGTON, DC - After eulogizing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk by stating that he will see him in "Valhalla", FBI Director Kash Patel is instruction...
“Political violence is un-American!” says country that fought war of independence
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of the shocking assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk, political violence is being condemned as the antithesis of...