NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada
NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...
Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”
TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared out their lockers following a season that saw the rebuilding organisation finish at the bottom...
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls through its hotly-anticipated third season, fans are hoping for some resolution to the mystery of...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada at the 4 Nations Face-Off Tournament, Nova Scotians are finding themselves struggling with the excitement...