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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...

Haligonian is definitely going to get a generator this year

HALIFAX - With, what meteorologists have predicted to be, an extremely-active hurricane season on the horizon, Cole Harbour resident, Meredith Lomax, is insisting that...

Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team

OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...

Province led by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

EDMONTON - With a forest fire threatening the city of Fort McMurray, Alberta, officials in the province are expressing bemusement as to what may...

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