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Sky’s friends sick of her mentioning that she gets mistaken for Scarlett Johansson

ONLINE - Friends of ChatGPT's voice assistant, Sky, are finding themselves annoyed with their compatriot, as she keeps finding ways to mention that many...

With end of EPL season, soccer fans struggle to go back to pronouncing “premier” the Canadian way

OTTAWA - With the final matches now played, Canadian fans of the English Premier League are finding difficulty returning to their usual pronunciation of...

FROM THE ARCHIVES: British Press awash in gossip on whereabouts of Queen Victoria

LONDON - Editor's note: In a celebration of our past, we like to periodically share an article from our archives. The following was first...

Province led by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

EDMONTON - With a forest fire threatening the city of Fort McMurray, Alberta, officials in the province are expressing bemusement as to what may...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

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NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...