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Elderly Queers complain that Pride is too damned loud

HALIFAX - As the city embarks on its annual Pride festivities, older members of the LGBTQ+ community are finding themselves annoyed with just how...

Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles

SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles. According...

Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...