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Homicide deemed justifiable after Police learn victim thought Newfoundland was a Maritime Province
HALIFAX - The investigation into the particularly violent death of Charlie Keddy of Bedford has concluded with no charges laid, after detectives learned that...
Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”
CALGARY - In a move intended to honour the team's origins, the CFL's Calgary Stampeders have announced that, moving forward, in lieu of the...
Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head
OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars
PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...