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August 6, 2024
OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
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July 29, 2024
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
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July 22, 2024
PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...
Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track
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July 18, 2024
TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...
Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes
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July 17, 2024
HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...
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April 16, 2025
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
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NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...
Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky
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HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...
Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”
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WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
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HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...