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Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head
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August 6, 2024
OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
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July 29, 2024
We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars
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July 22, 2024
PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...
Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track
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July 18, 2024
TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...
Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes
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July 17, 2024
HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...
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Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to
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March 5, 2026
Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
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HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
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REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
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February 25, 2026
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WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism,...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
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HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...