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Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head

OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...

Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation

We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...

Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars

PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...

Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track

TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...

Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes

HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...